i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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