i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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