Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We were destined to go to rehab together
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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