susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
