I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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