Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This baby is an asshole
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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