The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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