Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I look better un-naked...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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