Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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