GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Randomize
