Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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