That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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