If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im holly from the hills drunk
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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