I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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