I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I will be naked everywhere
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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