Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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