I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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