Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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