Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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