some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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