well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
