i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
MIDGETS
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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