No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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