one might say we're banned from that church
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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