I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dick very happy bro
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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