I need help removing her.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
