The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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