So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
