i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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