best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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