I didn't shave. On purpose
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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