Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
