His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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