I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
only if we run a train.
done.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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