Nicole vs. Life
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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