only if we run a train.
done.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
