i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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