It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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