i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
True strength comes from lack of pants
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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