just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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