I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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