i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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