it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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