i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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