Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
How external is "for external use only"?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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