dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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