Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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