Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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