Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
