haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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