I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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